Nature

1: Don't touch that.

2: I need to.

1: You can't.

2: Why not?

1: because you'll break it; how many time do I have to explain?

2: I won't break it, I might change it a little, but I won't break it. I don't think it's breakable.

1: Oh, it's breakable alright.

2: I don't think it is, and besides I have to touch it.

1: You don't have to.

2: Yes, I do. So do you, so does everyone.

1: Well, I try not to unless I need to for survival.

2: Well, then , I need to for survival.

1: You don't.

2: I do.

1: Right now, this minute, to make it to the next, you don't.

2: This is silly. You're not listening.

1: I am listening.

2: You are not. You are preaching. You are arguing for a paradox without any sense of irony. Something stands in for something else.

1: Your greed stands in for natural harmony.

2: If you say so.



1: Don't touch that!